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Hey Reno friends, come see me tell jokes with my mouth instead of my fingers tonight at Studio on 4th at 8pm. Get deets from that 1 retweet.
May 18, 13
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: Tonight at Studio on 4th:: Come LYFAO with comedians Steve Ryan, Matt Wiegand, Adam Holwera and John Agar....
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May 18, 13
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If you open Roger's mail is that a Federer offense?
May 17, 13
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@francoislaberge
: Drawing Dynamic Visualizations
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May 16, 13
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Salad is slimy and wilted. My fault, probably. I'd stop going to Fridge Where Salad For 3 Weeks Often Sits but they know me there.
May 16, 13
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Baseball been Verly Verly bad today.
May 16, 13
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@VirginAmerica
You've been quoted in my
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May 16, 13
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You've been quoted in my
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Yep, should be one fluid/quick motion. We can take a look. (Great story, btw. Maron doesn't get Storified enough…
May 16, 13
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@jakelodwick
: Programming in PHP. I don't give a FUCK.
May 16, 13
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@Storify
Ok, I lied. It's probably only like half a second. But still, it's enough to get impatient when you're trying to add 10x elems.
May 16, 13
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@barbara_holm
: I just got back from LA and boy is my ability to love my body tired.
May 16, 13
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@Storify
Your bookmarklet widget takes 2 seconds to slide open before I can click "Storify it" and move on. Transition really needed?
May 16, 13
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@CliffClinton
I know. It's a sad place in me.
May 16, 13
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American Airlines crew member doesn't show, Marc Maron responds
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Star Tebow into joblessness?
May 16, 13
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Make it snap pea.
May 16, 13
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Do you hate services that goad you into action by threatening to end a discount? PAY NOW OR YOUR CHANCE TO PAY LESS WILL END SO EFFIN SOON!
May 15, 13
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Twitter is just everyone mind controlling everyone else.
May 15, 13
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These are words in your head now sorry.
May 15, 13
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